Morphology: Corpora

1

Reintarnation

When a middle-aged man sucks in his stomach while being introduced to an attractive woman

2

Karmageddon

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

3

Dopeler effect

A magazine for executioners

4

Intaxication

The little smudge I came home with on my collar that makes my wife act like it's the end of the world

5

Hipatitis

Pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood

6

Tumfoolery

A document given to each graduating pope

7

Polarvoid

Coming back to life as a hillbilly

8

Sarchasm

Terminal coolness

9

Guillozine

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
and it's like a serious bummer

10

Pontificate

A fight among vampires

11

Semantics

The state of having no baby pictures, a condition that usually befalls the second-born child

12

Spatula

Euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

13

Apocalypstic

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it



Real-life Blends: chortle, smog, motel, electrocute, workaholic

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